Thoughts on common garden yuri

Hi all - as you can see, my post writing has dropped to about 0.5-1 post/week. Gomen nasai! >_<

On a competely different note, the weather was glorious in the Lake District last weekend, contrary to the weather reports. Screw you weather forecasters!

The topic I'm going to be discussing today is the common garden yuri. More specifically, I'm going to be discussing why yuri has to occur for the most part in all girls (Catholic, or churchy) schools in order to interest its audience

I'm sure that most of you that read this blog are pretty hardened yuri fans, and have probably noticed that much of the yuri on the market today, be it animated or printed format occurs in all-girls schools. In fact, its pretty easy to pin down the type: young student infatuated with experienced older sempai who is cool in countless different ways. Not including the ways of clam fishing, no doubt.

Yes, it does seem to be the goal of all yuri mangaka to perpetuate the myth that all-girls schools, specifically Catholic all girls schools are in fact hotbeds of lesbianism that you wouldn't believe. I mean, what could you expect with a school that has all its students board in shared dorm rooms? If my school forced me to do that, I would have been elbow deep in fudgepipe by my second week...well, perhaps anyway.

And the problem doesn't just lie with the male mangaka. You would perhaps expect the rather more inexperienced male storyweaver to misconceive the straight uptight girls only world of the Catholic girls school as merely a thinly disguised  blanket for depravity and carpet munching, but in fact even the female mangaka seem to go along with the trend...

Perhaps the only mangaka that I can think of at the moment that paints a more true to life picture of girls-only schools is Towa Ooshima - artist for Joshikousei, where the girls are rude, disgusting and boy-crazed. Ahh. That kinda reminds me of my secondary school days. In a bad way.

Because, the truth of the matter is, girls-only schools are not the dens of depravity and Sapphism that the dreams of Loser Fanboy would have you believe. In fact, Love went to a church all girls secondary. I’m pretty sure it didn’t make her into a lesbian. Pretty sure. I think the one fly in the ointment of the all-girls-make-gay theory is that in fact, being surrounded by girls doesn’t make a straight girl gay. In fact, it probably makes her want to go to mixers and discos and other ill-conceived and embarassing ways to meet members of the opposite sex in order to pull them and then constantly fend off their attentions to get anywhere past 2nd base. Or 3rd base. Depends how slutty they are.

So why does the world of Japanese animation depend so heavily on this premise?

One hypothesis is that the main purveyors of yuri are, (surprise surprise) the Loser Fanboy. These people are unlikely to know about all girl schools, and are probably unlikely to come in close contact with people who have been to all-girls schools in their short and very fulilling lives. Therefore, even though the premise is a lie, the secret is safe with them (unless they read this post. Oops)

The second hypothesis is that it is a very easy way in which to introduce yuri into a storyline. If there are only females in the cast, where can you get the love interests? Either make it into a harem anime a la Negima or pepper it with yuri and pseudoyuri to keep the fanservice maniacs happy.

Third is perhaps the most obvious. Anime is a world of stereotypes. The storylines that make up seasons and seasons worth of anime are a very small set of tried and tested formluae that work and are popular with enough of a nich of the buyers and consumers that they can afford to be repeated time and again. Unfortunately, the “all-girls-school-yuri” is one of these, after Marimite went on to 3(ish) seasons. This means that for the forseeable future, real yuri fans will have to wade through the stereotype in order to get at the real pearls like Girlfriends and (dare I say it) Shoujo Sect. (only the Shinobu/Momoko storyline, alright!)

Fourth and lastly, it’s nice.

Yep. It’s nice. There’s just something safe feeling about the all-girls-yuri formula and its predictable relationships that makes for mindless bedtime watching/reading. And since anime doesn’t pride itself on producing believable storylines, why the hell should it bother us that it doesn’t happen in real life? Meanwhile, the real fans among us can keep a watch out for the odd effort that really stands out or decides to break the mould with something new and completely different. I’m talking about you, Simoun. Be proud of yourself.

The rest of you, buckle up. We’ve got lesbians to train!

Shoujo Sect - Raw review

| No, there isn’t any loliyuri. Sorry about that.

So yeah, the Shoujo sect OVA came out a while ago, and yes, I have watched it in raw. Despite 3+ years of studying the language, I am still pretty dire when it comes to understanding, especially formal talk, so My understanding is pretty much coloured by the manga tankoubon. I thought I would give my two cents on what I thought was a pretty all round good hentai.

As everyone should know, I am a massive fan of Shoujo Sect, not least because it is one of the very few pure yuri eromanga out there, but mostly because the art style is pretty and clean and the characters are well done and believable (if all girl, all lesbian boarding high schools are to be believed…but anyway). So when I heard that Milky was going to do the animation, I waited with bated breath, since Milky is a great production house and expected great things of them.

And, by and large, I wasn’t disappointed! Actually, I really enjoyed the anime! Let’s go through each of the elements in turn, shall we?

| Shinobu sama looks surprisingly girly in the mornings…

Art

The art style was clean and pretty, pretty much mirroring a slightly less detailed version of Kurogane-sensei’s style. Lots of eyelashes, and little details like the patterning on Shinobu’s bra kept my eye’s well and truly sated throughout and I especially liked Momoko’s “ehh?” face  Judging by the picture on the back cover of volume 1, the hair colours are also accurate, though I would have preferred Shinobu’s hair to be a little less orange and more strawberry blonde as it could get a little heavy on the eyes. All in all, praise, though, for not going for all neon all the time.

| A masterfull “Ehh??” face complimented by a perfect “Eheheh” face.

The nipples, a bone of contention in many a hentai, were actually done rather well and didn’t look like some kind of skin disease which was a plus. I’m hoping that it doesn’t get picked up and decensored, however, since hentai does not have a good record for accurately representing vaginas. In fact, I haven’t seen one in an uncensored hentai that doesn’t remind me of the headcrabs from Half Life. But you never know, I can be pleasantly surprised…

| Yes, hentai fans, nipples do look vaguely like this. Write that down in your copybook.

Characters

The characters were pretty consistent - Momoko was brash and reliable, Shinobu was non-commital and cool, Maaya was a closet submissive and the two lesbian sisters were as cute as buttons. I guess my only thing to pick at was that Kirin (Shinobu’s faithful womanservant) was a little bit too audacious. In the manga I’d kind of picked her for the “cool quiet ethnic” stereotype not unlike Tatsumiya Mana from Mahou Sensei Negima, though she was totally committed to Shinobu. however, in the OVA, she was rather disrespectful to Shinobu, ignoring her wishes and pouncing on her in the morning which I thought was rather out of character…

| Kirin! Stop molesting Shinobu-sama!

Oh I forgot to mention, the ghost lovers storyline is the other way around in the anime…I’m not sure what that solves. Maybe they though animating Chikae’s hair would be too difficult?

| Difficult to animate hair? Poor Chikae.

I think I really fell for Momoko in the animation - She really does come off as “The only sane one in this all gay universe who doesn’t want to have sex at a moment’s notice” and the anime really conveys that with style –even though in the manga she’s screwing the hawt teacher. She’s pretty much the heroine of the piece. I didn’t really get a handle on Shinobu’s character in the first episode, but then again, she doesn’t feature that much in the first book until the latter chapters. I was really looking forward to her characterisation, since I love her “sadistic and woman-eater yet kind and soft heartedness”. It really makes a difference from all these woman-eaters who are just woman-eaters and nothing else (*cough* Shizuma *cough*)

| That is the look of “I wanna have hawt lesbian secks with you here on the floor. Now”

Music

Really weird. The music switches from general background fare to random classical symphonic exerpts sometimes at what I thought were inappropriate moments (i.e., at the start of an intimate scene ^^;;), however, since I was watching it with Love, she thought they were rather fitting, so I guess it depends on your taste…

Secks

| One question - Who the fuck are you two??

Well, the story about the secks is that there isn’t actually that much. But the secks that there is is hawt. If brief. It’s well animated with very little reused animation which I absolutely detest. Especially in the scene with Chizuru and Shigure (the incestual sisters) you can really feel the emotion between the two characters - even though I can’t understand what they’re actually saying -_-;;

| Ahh, more familiar territory - lesbian incest.

The great thing about Sect is that I really didn’t need the secks scenes to keep me interested, since I really appreciated the storyline (I guess reading the manga helps) and it was drawn so prettily that the sex scenes seemed just a natural addition to the story and not just tacked on. Weird that.

Conclusion

So I like Shoujo Sect. It helps that it is a new animation, since I really don’t like the old hentais because of the antiquated character designs. It also helps that there are no men in it, since the worst thing about hentai are “weak male protagonists obviously modeled on the director who couldn’t get any as a teenager” and badly drawn male genitalia. Really looking forward to this getting subbed. Come on Dynasty!

Candy Boy - a yuri too far?

Apologies for resuming my dead status again - Unfortunately, I can’t even make the excuse that I haven’t had the time - I’ve been mostly spending it doing translations for Yuribou-scans. I have come to the conclusion that as long as a manga has lots and lots of sex in it, it is easy to translate. I mean, there are only so many words you can use to describe heaving sweaty bodies and having lots of orgasms. However, add some story into the mix and suddenly it becomes a week long slog ^^;; I really need to learn more kanji…

So what anime has affected me most in the last few weeks?

I’d like to say Strike Witches, but since so little has been subbed and I just can’t help drawing parallels to Sky Girls with reference to the lolis in the sky with diamonds…i mean guns, that it has yet to make an impact past the Italian loli’s stripled pantsu.

Actually, since (I think) Leviathan told me to ignore my conscience (Erica, get off my shoulder!) and indulge in the unabashed yuri-fest that is the Candy Boy ONA, I can’t halp but use the anime to reflect back on the status of the yuri genre at the moment.

The premise of the rather inappropriately titled Candy Boy is that there are two sisters, Yukino (the sweet eating easy-going one) and Kanade (the straight laced down-to-earth one) who “love each other very much” in the capacity of holding hands and the occasional off-screen kiss. Oh, did I mention they live together and go to the same college? And so the fodder for a slice of life anime begins. The only other plot seems to be that Kana also has a rather rich stalker by the name of Sakuya, who definitely fulfils the “scarily into you” kind of stalker stereotype - collecting close up digital camera shots and blowing them up to put on her wall, having a small shrine of things that Kana touches; so on and so forth.

What more could you want out of a story except two yuri sisters and a scary yuri stalker underclassman?

I really like Candy Boy, because it does push all my Loser Fanboy buttons. It has lovely art, the characters are likeable and the yuri is sweet and not over the top like it can be (*ahem* Ikkitousen Great guardians) However, I just can’t help but listen to the little Erica who I squashed earlier shouting “What about the real love?”

What happened to the yuri stories committee that we have somehow gotten to the stage that just yuri isn’t enough? Who thought that putting in incest into the equation would somehow make the anime better? Having thought about it a little bit, I would definitely like the anime a lot more if Yuki and Kana were just roommates and not sisters. (Apologies to all the incest fans out there, by the way, but would you screw your own sisters? I thought not.)

As I have said countless times in previous posts, I believe incest to be not a plot device but really a marketing device, which is used to boost the depravity factor of the anime and gain more Loser Fanboy Rating. (Boy I sure fell into that one…) Adding the incest factor to Candy Boy took it from the realms of possibility (Two roommates who slowly grow to like each other perhaps a little more than best friends would) to the realms of improbability (Two sisters who are too close for comfort). Add to this a rich disturbed stalker, and you have something pretty much altogether fictional.

But perhaps this is what the public want? Surely anime is where you go to get away from the rules of everyday life, where mechas rule the future, and all girls go to All-Girls-All-Nude-Lesbian-Catholic Schools? I think there is an overwhelming urge when writing yuri to “pep it up a bit” with various devices just to avoid a story too parallel with everyday life. At the same time, Loser Fanboys who fap to yuri don’t want to know the truth about loving yuri relationships; I think they’d rather prefer to think that girls all go to Catholic schools where they experimented with their classmates and the feisty upperclassmen in the spacious onsen and got taught cunnilingus skills in extracurricular lessons. Am i right?

So Erica, I think I am on your side about this one. Perhaps just that little bit too much Loser Fanboy to be good yuri. However, I’ll never like the emo-yuri that you always seem to hark on about…perhaps my fanboy genes are getting in the way ^^

Scene: GREAT KING OF ANIME’S DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, TWILIGHT - PROMOTING “STRIKE WITCHES” ~TAKE 1~

| OK, so it’s easier to find a picture of lolis on thrones rather than thrones of lolis…

SCENE: The GREAT KING OF ALL ANIME reclines in his throne made of entwined lolis in swimsuits. You would expect them to protest, but they don’t because they are HARD AS NAILS. NERVOUS GUY enters, holding a laptop computer, setting it down on the desk. There is a kerfuffle as he attempts to connect it up with the projector, because, as we all know, PROJECTORS and POWERPOINT was a match made in the DEPTHS OF HELL.

GREAT KING OF ANIME yawns. NERVOUS GUY presses a button with his sweaty index finger and the lights dim. A slide comes up, showing the SKY GIRLS logo. GREAT ANIME KING looks unimpressed.

NERVOUS GUY: You recognise this anime from two seasons back, O great king?

KING nods, slowly.

NG: As we all know, this is Sky Girls, a military anime whose masterful marketing point was the combination of both the lolicon and the military otaku market with the main characters being three girls of unquestionably loli charm wielding unquestionably large weapons of mass destruction. Now, how could be improve on this, you ask…well, this is our proposal

He puts up another slide

NG: We keep the military setting, but we get MORE girls! And not just loli! We have some slightly larger breasts to appeal to the general market. But not too big, since we don’t want to alienate our audience…and only one girl, obviously, since we want to keep the overall theme…

The KING looks vaguely impressed.

NG: But that’s not all! All the main characters have animal ears! And they wear school swimsuits!

NG senses that he is winning the KING oer to his idea, so goes in for the final blow…

NG: And the most ingenious part of this anime? The girls DON’T WEAR ANYTHING BELOW THE WAIST!

Slides flash by with various panty shots and cameltoes.

NG: What do you think, O great king?

KING (standing up so quickly that the lolis fall over in a heap) WE’LL MAKE IT!

Shoujo Sect - At last, something to look foward to ^_^~~

Hi all,

First of all, thank you to everyone who’s born with me during hiatus - I am currently enjoying (the rather inexplicably named) Candy Boy…This should teach me never to listen to Erica of Okazu fame when I want to find a yuri anime worth watching. It’s not that her opinion isn’t all powerful in the yuri world, but she does tend to get fairly opinionated when faced with such an obviously fanservicey concept as a love triangle between two sisters and a cute underclassman. Sorry Erica. But Candy boy is exactly relevant to my interests ^^;;

I’ll probably post an editorial on it later…

The real reason for this post is to rejoice. Shoujo sect, one of my absolute all time favourite eromanga is being converted to an OVA hentai animation. For those of you that haven’t come across this wonderful offering yet, it is currently being translated by otenba (and I did try out for that translation post, but am just not proficient enough to really manage a real manga ^^;)

Shoujo sect manages to be different from other eromanga for many reasons. First of all, it is pure yuri, with no penis in sight (yes, I do like that kind of thing once in a while ^^). The character designs are cute and really well drawn with sufficient detail that a reader could easily tell every girl apart (and there are a lot of them). This is as opposed to some of the other yuri manga that has somehow been picked for English distribution (*cough* “Last Uniform” *cough*) Thankfully, breasts are of normal size and there is a rather meaty amount of back arching and cunnilingus to keep the sex scenes from becoming boring.

It also helps that the storylines are great. Each chapter involves a different pair of girls (though there are some that pop up periodically such as Naitou and Hunter, who *spoiler* have the secret hots for each other). There’s also a good dollop of incest, Dom/sub and giant stuffed animal sex to keep things interesting.

So what about the anime? The anime looks pretty interesting. My first impression of the trailer was that they’ve played havoc with the hair colours. Obviously with a black and white manga, you get kinda surprised when you see the intended colours (or the unintended colours c.f. first season of Negima -_-) of the characters’ hair. I rather liked the normal, fairly drab colours that are shown in the few colour plates of the raw that I brought back from Akihabara, but the animation team have somehow decided to go for a rather bolder palette. However, it’s not too offensive, so I guess I could live with it. Here are a few comparisons of scenes:

This is the incest scene - the blue haired one is the younger sister. The voice acting seems pretty solid, as it usually does in most hentai (I really feel sorry for those poor girls, being paid to make sex noises in front of a microphone…or do they enjoy it? Everyone knows Japanese girls are permanently horny and up for it after all *_*).

This is the first story involving giant stuffed animal sex. OK, perhaps not actually involved in the sex, but it was observing. Giant stuffed animal voyeurism. I loved the back arching in this clip, but I think Ayame (the seme) looks a little too mischievous…I had taken her to be a little more normal and loving kind of lesbian…

This is (I think) the (as yet untranslated) consummation of Hunter Shinobu’s unrequited love for Naitou Momoko (the grey haired one). And yes, the hair colour is correct. I was kind of surprised by the atmosphere in this scene. In the manga, Shinobu tries to hide her crush by standoffish comments and light insults, as she likes to give off an air of being a rich ojou-sama who couldn’t care less about anyone as long as she got her carpet cleaned by some cute girl at the end of the day… The anime Shinobu seems almost…cute. I’m sure the full animation will allay my fears though…

Hopefully they will not focus too much on the sex and go into the stories a little bit as well so it won’t be as disjointed as it could potentially be. Granted the sex is teh uberhawt, but, for example, it wouldn’t be as hot for Chizzle and Shigure to be having hot lesbian sex unless you knew that Chizzle had been lusting after her sister more than any real world sibling should (or would).

Shoujo sect looks like it could well be a hentai worth watching. Let’s hope that someone (perhaps Erobeat) decides to pick it up for fansub. Otherwise, it’s full glory would go unappreciated to the unjaponified masses ^^

Yuribou-Scans up and running

Hi all.

There’s no way I can apologise for the absolute lack of postings on Yuribou the last few weeks. I can’t even put it down to laziness - I think I’ve just been a little uninspired for the past couple of months. I’m just making this a mini-news update type post

First of all, I’ve put all the scanslations that I did over my elective in Japan on another sister blog at Yuribou scans. WARNING - THEY ALL CONTAIN FUTANARI - For those of you that don’t know what this is, please refer to my Hentai Dictionary in the sidebar. At the moment, we are rounding off the translation of Futanarikko LOVE 8 (Various authors) and the current project in progress is NiseMIDIdoronokai’s KasiMash!

Second bit of news is that I’ve applied for the MEXT scholarships for next year. Probably won’t get in though.

Hopefully, I’ll get my muse back soon and I’ll continue writing on here, but at the moment, I feel kinda like I have divulged all my opinions. And you definitely don’t wanna be hearing the same old repeated again and again, so I’ll spare you ^^

So, hopefully soon I’ll be off hiatus. If you’re a futanari fan, then please watch out for updates on Yuribou-Scans

Regards

Yuribou

On aesthetic differences - An ugly nation cursed with a love of beauty

Sorry all, it’s been a while - as always apologies for non-posting…

I wanted to elaborate today on one of the things that struck me first as a disappointment about Japan and now, having digested and understood it, becomes merely just another quirk in a country that defines itself by its enormous number of quirks.

I mentioned in my first post on my elective that the first thing that strikes you as you enter Japan by the Narita Express (or whatever other mode of airport-city transport you choose - no plugging any company there of course ^_^) and watch the dilapidated looking suburbs of Chiba merge into the equally dilapidated suburbs of Tokyo, you can’t help but wonder how a nation which prides itself on its worship of order and simple beauty built such a sprawling concrete monstrosity such as this.

The optimistic will think that perhaps this is just Tokyo - since it’s well known that Tokyo is the largest, most densely populated and one of the most polluted cities in the world, surely other towns in Japan will be nicer looking. Japan must have its share of quaint little villages with their cobbled backstreets and secret markets selling knickknacks that you get everywhere else.

Having travelled around Japan top and bottom now, I can safely tell those of you deluding yourselves with this statement that no, these are but a distant dream. 99% of villages in Japan are just tiny miniature versions of cities - with small two or three story run-down concrete buildings and the same old worn looking storefronts you’d fine anywhere else.

When God was creating Japan, he definitely had some sense of irony. Or just beat it with a huge ugly stick.

The reason why I think Japanese cities are particularly ugly are manyfold, but boil down to a few unusual reasons.

  • The “above ground cable” fiasco - I’ve discussed this before; whoever thought that it was dangerous to put cables below ground in japan was probably an idiot.
  • The “Borrowing of the American Intersection” - What better way to make cities boring than have the same pattern of road system running through the entire city. How can you have quaint little side streets and alleyways with interesting little shops and restaurants and hidden parks when there aren’t any side streets and alleyways O_o
  • The Japanese Love Affair with Concrete - I know it’s probably more America’s fault (see below), but the Japanese love of building megastructures out of concrete in a square like fashion persists to this day, with only the odd new architecture poking out here and there. I mean, what better contrast can there be to a beautiful row of sakura trees in full blossom than a huge dirty square tourist hotel either side?
  • The Tourist Culture ruining shop diversity - It’s not unfair to say that Japanese people do go round cameras at the ready - Even though this is a huge stereotype, it’s very true that Japan has a huge tourist culture, and this very much extends to their own country. Combine this with the necessity of Japanese people to buy gifts or omiyage at every place they visit and hey presto, about half the shops in any tourist town turn into omiyage-ya selling the same things at the same price.
  • The Blindness to the Innate Ugliness of corrugated iron - I think this one speaks for itself.
  • Japan and its disposable culture - I think this one requires explanation in more detail…

When I ask Japanese people about why they think that their cities are so ugly and concretey I usually get one explanation - Because of Japan’s innate volcanicity and propensity to natural disasters, nothing really lasts for long enough to warrant building nicely unless its of particular interest (for example a temple or shrine).

This I think is an example of the throwaway culture of Japan.

Although there is a great drive amongst Japanese people for self-dependance and sustainability, live in a city for any length of time and it becomes obvious how dispensible Japanese life can be. Plastic bags come with absolutely everything. If you go to a bakery, they’ll often wrap each of your purchases in separate plastic bags then put them all into one big one. Brave a rainstorm in Tokyo and you’ll see people diving into convenience stores to pick up the crappy 400yen disposable umbrella, many of which by the end of the storm will be lying inverted and broken in various “other waste” bins. Each week sees not only the production of the week’s papers, but also stacks and stacks of weekly tankoubon of manga (for example, Shounen Jump) which clutter up Japanese homes for months until paper collection day.

Its only natural that Japanese would see their buildings as throwaway as well - if you expect them to fall down in the next earthquake, why build pretty things? I think that this is perhaps a little part of the answer, but not really consistent - why then in the old days, when they still knew about the frequency of earthquakes, did they build such beautiful shrines, temples and gardens? Surely if they were to fall down or be destroyed in the next earthquake they would just be rebuilt as beautifully (since most old shrines have already been rebuilt countless times)

Japan’s concretey heritage holds at least part blame with the Americans. Since Tokyo and many other large cities in Japan were sheet bombed to oblivion in the latter part of the Pacific war, many of the buildings now were built in the post war era, when, sad to say, pre-cast concrete was in vogue (you’ve only got to look at my current town (Coventry) and where I last was (Churchill College Cambridge) - both built post war, both ugly as hell). As to why everything else looks a little ramshackle, perhaps throwaway culture is a little to blame - Japanese people do seem to have a propensity to repair the insides of their houses and buildings while letting the outsides decay.

So in short, that’s a guide for those of you who have come to Japan and were left wondering what the hell had happened to leave such a dichotomy between the built up areas and the other areas of outstanding natural beauty around Japan.

Oh, didn’t I mention that?

Everywhere outside cities that isn’t a farm is likely to be insanely pretty. And packed with tourists.

Figures.

~Memories~ Days - Love Hotels and pretty red lights…

Since I spend most of my time harping on about various kinds of Japanese animated pornography, it may not surprise you to learn that Japan’s cities have a burgeoning real life sex industry as well as its more virtual one…

Those of you who have read my Hentai Dictionary will be aware of some of the more exotic services on offer at the various “soaplands”, which display themselves innocuously as only costing 10000yen for 30 minutes. Here is a picture of one I found in the red light district in Higashi Ikebukuro - note the anime style girl saying “Yay” in the bottom right corner - she made me laugh…

It is an interesting loophole in the Japanese immigration laws that allows thousands of overseas sex workers into the country on infinite visas amusingly named “Entertainment Visas”. Most of this trafficking occurs from Thailand and Cambodia via your friendly Japanese local crime syndicate known as the Yakuza. The government, far from being powerless to stop them probably has a few shady fingers in various shady pies and none of the previous prime ministers have had the balls to stand up to these powerful crime rings.

Along with these soaplands, the red light districts are filled with only a few building types - pachinko and slot machine parlours, naughty video and peep show shops and love hotels.

Love and I really like the love hotels.

Love hotels are a slight oddity probably unique to Japan. They consist of a hotel, usually with a fairly over-the-top frontage with fantasy or foreign themes. In the lobby there is a light board with pictures of all the available rooms (usually much more boring than the frontage would suggest) and push buttons. To select a room, a button is pushed and a friendly attendant partially concealed behind a screen (but who usually pokes her head underneath anyway) charges you and gives you the key.

The idea sprang out of the need for Japanese couples to get away from their families to have their own “private time”. In the old days, it was common for even newly weds to be living with the family of one of the parents. This, combined with the fact that most of the walls in Japanese houses are made of paper makes for some extremely quiet lovemaking. Not very romantic…

From this simple concept, the love hotel has grown into the vast districts and alleyways found in Shibuya and Osaka where literally hundreds of them jostle for room and customers as young and slightly-more-age-mismatched couples wander slightly drunkenly from various entertainment establishments looking for some quiet time to conduct their illicit liasons.

In our time in Japan, Love and I visited a fair few and stayed in three.

The first love hotel we visited was a boring cheap one in Ikebukuro. That’s enough said about that one really ^_^

The second one was the hotel Adonis in Osaka which was lovely. Different to their Tokyo counterparts, some Osakan love hotels have a lot of themed rooms, not to mention a fair selection of S &amp; M machinery. (since Osaka seems to be a lot more liberal in this respect than Tokyo). Our room’s theme seemed to be red. The most amusing part of the room was probably the single tube of lube left in the sextoy vending machine…

The last one we stayed in also partly out of necessity since we had not booked anywhere else to stay that evening &amp;gt;_&amp;lt; and turned out to be a blacklight hotel in Shibuya with various designs stencilled in UV-fluorescent paint on the walls and terrible Japanese porn on the TV. We chose the seasonal cherry blossom theme which was very pretty. You can tell that this hotel was upmarket because the room featured a window. Unfortunately it looked onto a wall.

From this, we made a few conclusions:

1 - Osaka’s Love hotel district is far more exciting than any of the Tokyo ones
2 - Even boring love hotel rooms are inherently exciting
3 - Love would like to move into Adonis (in Osaka) if we are going to be working in Japan.
4 - Do blacklights really show up sperm like on CSI? If so, ew.

Not dead, just back in Blighty

Hi all

Sorry about the lack of updates - love and I have been singly unable to find a place or a time to use the internets for long enough to write a post. There’s no lack of things to write about though (least of not why I keep typing & instead of apostrophes).

Arrived back on Saturday, spent Sunday driving up to Coventry and today induction into my new block of senior surgery. At the moment exhausted and singularly depressed to be back to work again, but love should be coming up this evening, so things should look up from there.

Too emotionally scarred from being pulled from my bara-tinted little Japanese world of doujinshi and yurimanga that I can’t really think of a whole post to do right now, but I’m sure one will surface soon.

I bought approximately 1 metric tonne of manga and doujinshi. was slightly scared that a 30×50x100 solid block of paper in the middle of my backpack would be mistaken for some kind of explosive device on the airport xray, but Japanese customs are probably used to that kind of thing ^_^

And the last and most important bit of exciting news: Love and I are engaged! 

Feel free to send engagement presents to the comments field below…

Yuribou

Love’s March watching habits

So while Mr Yuribou has been off gallivanting I’ve been stuck at home, working, in Coventry. Hmm. This does mean however that I’ve been keeping up with all the things we’ve been watching this season and here I’ll give a quick sum up of my choice of what is now last season’s anime. Mostly I’ve enjoyed it - I have to say there hasn’t been a favourite anime of all time in there but it’s been definitely watchable and I’ve stuck with a good half dozen shows, so it really can’t have been that bad.

Off we go then…


Fuko-chan makes me want to eat more star shaped gingerbread

Clannad

Well I’ve watched it all (except the extra episode now out after 12), and the movie (which I watched before finishing the anime, but I didn’t feel too spoilered as there were a lot of differences, and it wasn’t like the show’s got the most exciting plot twists or anything).
Clannad (or yes Kanon-nad which I still call it) wasn’t as good as Kanon, but it was good. I liked pretty much all the characters, again, no favourites of all time, but I liked them. I liked the Dango song quite a lot too (tho it’s not nearly as good as the Apple song, which I’ll come to later). It felt like a lot happened in the 12 episodes, which is definitely a good thing. As usual with these H-game conversions tho you really do wonder what they all see in the delinquent main character, apart from his fame and fortune from starring in Kanon and Haruhi. But yes, generally Kanon-nad was nice, cute and I liked watching it.


Sigh, I know she want some yuri experimentation really…

Kimi-kiss.

I did like Kimi-kiss, but then I always like shows with teenage angst and love-polygons. Futami-san was definitely my favourite character - she seemed pretty unique in my eyes too. I liked her approach to love, after all, the teenage years are meant for experimenting… I didn’t really like Sakino, but then I never have liked sporty girls. Kai-kun was cool, Mao-onee-chan definitely should have stuck with him. Kouichi was a bit boring and should have stuck with Hoshino-san. I liked the udon girls and their froggies and was slightly thrown by the final pairing of annoying green haired boy and the class rep, but y’know, why not? Boring OP and very boring ED though.

Minami-ke Okawari.

Looking at it now, it is pretty much on the same awesome-ness level as the first series. There have been some really good episodes, the sisters are still the same and I’ve forgotten what happened in the first season mostly anyway now. The art style was a lot better in the first series and it did make a difference to my enjoyment of the first couple of okawari, but I think I’m over that now. I’ve much enjoyed the cross-dressing confusion and I liked the chocolate episode. Fun to watch. What’s with Kana’s funny walk in the ED?


I didn’t really like apples, but i think I’m converted.

Spice and Wolf

Again, good. I like the wolf girl. Some people have said they were put off but the nakedness of wolf-girl in the first episode. Personally I think that’s why I’m still watching. Don’t like the plot though, too much boring marketing business. AWESOME ED, I love it *Seven apples on a witches tree.. tum tum tum*… I’ll be chair dancing for the next half hour now.

H2O - Footsteps in the sand. I quite like, but I havent been watching as much. I liked him better blind and don’t really care that much about the love story. Pretty though.

I gave up on Shigofumi and True tears, Rosario+Vampire and didn’t get past the first 30 seconds of Kimiaru.

I’m also rewatching Shin Bible Black after being very confused during the last episode of it a few weeks back. Attempted to marathon it but ran out of stamina. The Night When Evil Falls was good, as was Discode 3 (which I think I prefer that it’s censored).

So there we are. I’m now going to go squee a bit more as I fly out to Japan on sunday. You probably disagree with a lot of this but I’m open to your views, and we’ll be back probably to normal service in a few weeks.


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