A Very Yuri Nativity – Part 5
Posted on | December 31, 2007 | 5 Comments |
Part 5
NARRATOR: And so the three wise women continued their onward journey, following the screams of yuri contentment to their source at St. Miator’s academy. There, they found the girl exactly as the angel described; cradled lovingly in her mother’s arms in a nurse’s office and surrounded by girls in various states of undress.
INT Nurse’s office, EVENING. SAKURA is sitting up in bed with a sleeping SHIZURU in her arms. She looks generally embarrassed. Around them are AMOROUS GIRLS IN VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS. TOMOYO is nipping amongst them peddling her wares. HIKARI and TSUBOMI lie contentedly on one of the other beds either side of a shell-shocked and broken YAYA. A large tub of VASELINE sits on the bedside table.
The three wise women enter
Se: We are three wise women from the west who have been visited by an angel of Oharuhi-sama who told us that a Saviour has been born unto us here and we have come to worship Her.
TOMOYO sidles up to KONOKA and proffers her wares.
To: I don’t suppose you’d be interested in buying my latest invention? You see, when you press this button here, when this one is going out, this other one is…
KONOKA suddenly lashes out, sending the OBJECT skittering across the floor. TOMOYO scuttles after it muttering curses about wise women these days.
K: I knew I should have seduced that patent officer when I had the chance!
Se: (ignoring her) We come bearing gifts of great value…
KONOKA is digging around in her bag.
K: I bring my second greatest ever invention…the GOLD PLATED STRAPON OF MOVEMENT (patent pending)! The duct tape here secures a small motor which ensures that even when you’re not moving, you are!
She gives it to SAKURA, who takes it with a rather forced smile.
Sa: Thank you, that was very thoughtful of you…
To: But you already have one I gave you…
Sa: Shut UP Tomoyo-chan!
TOMOYO turns to KONOKA just in time to receive a FLYING KONOKA TO THE FACE. The two fly into a heap behind the head of the bed. There is the sound of corporal punishment being dished out. ALL sweatdrop.
BEAT
Se: I bring…Frankincense flavoured personal lubricant! (reads from label) Guaranteed to keep you moist long after worship has concluded. (She gives it to SAKURA, who accepts it gracefully). I wouldn;t actually eat it though, it tastes like feet.
Eva: And finally, I have brought…(she lugs a huge sack out of her travelbag) The Complete Hardcore Bondage Kit! Everything your child needs to become a professional dominatrix including ropes, cuffs, x-frame, bars, whips, paddles and tight fitting patent leather outfit complete with handy inward strapon!
Ko: (VO) I heard that!
Se: Eva, what happened to the myrrh scented dental dams we bought?
Eva: I returned them to Marks and Spencer – they were icky.
Se: I’ve told you before about buying presents for yourself instead of other people!
Eva: But this is what I wanted when I was little…
Se: What’s a child born of heaven going to do with all that bondage equipment?
They look over to SHIZURU, who has woken up and has somehow managed to get SAKURA into a rather intricate Japanese Bondage pose with rope and handcuffs. SHIZURU gurgles appreciatively. ALL sweatdrop.
Eva: See!
Se: Oh, very well.
Sa: Would you like to hold her, since you came all this way to see her?
Se: We are barely worthy of such an honour.
Eva: (sotto) Especially you
Se: Shut up Eva.
Sa: (to SHIZURU): Shizuru, darling, would you unlock mummy’s cuffs so she can let the lovely wise women hold you for a second?
SHIZURU screams happily. SAKURA rubs her sore freed wrists.
Sa: Here you are…
SAKURA hands SHIZURU to EVANGELINE, who takes her gently.
Eva: So you’re the saviour, eh? What’s so special about you then? (She holds her up. SHIZURU babbles appreciatively in her ear). Ah, that’s an interesting proposition you make…It’s not like I haven’t considered it before, but those other two are closet prudes…(more babbling)…That easy, you say? And I can keep the tight leather catsuit?
She turns. SETSUNA and KONOKA are kneeling before her, heads bowed. TOMOYO is off to one side, nursing her wounds.
Se: Mistress, we only exist to serve your carnal urges.
Ko: We are but tools for your desire.
EVANGELINE looks back at SHIZURU who has gone back to sleep and is int he middle of blowing a record breaking spitbuble out of her nose.
Eva: I could get used to this…
FADE TO BLACK
INT Nurse’s office NIGHT. All the girls are sleeping, even the insatiable TSUBOMI and HIKARI.
NARRATOR: And so, the wise women slept in the Nurse’s office that night…Or perhaps more accurately, since there were no more beds, Evangeline slept on a mattress balanced on the backs of her two newly acquired yuri-slaves. But that night, they were all to share the same dream…
MIKURU: (VO) Evangeline….Evangeline, can you hear me?
Eva: Mmmhrhhmm. Sleeping…zzzz
M: Eva, WAKE UP!
Eva: (snores) Hnnrkrnnnnn…
MIKURU rolls EVANGELINE out of her makeshift bed onto the floor. EVANGELINE looks up blearily.
Eva: Wha? What are you doing here? And what’s with that outfit?
MIKURU is wearing the SMALLEST G-STRING MONEY CAN BUY, two tassels and a blush the size of Mars. She seems unsure which part of herself to cover.
M: Oharuhi-sama made me wear this, it’s not like I like…being…violated. (BEAT) Anyway, she told me to tell you not to go back and tell King Nanoha about the whereabouts of the child, since she will order Her death in order to protect her leadership.
Eva: Why the hell didn’t you tell us that in your first vision instead of waking me up this early in the morning in such a ridiculous outfit.
M: (whines) Oharuhi-sama told me not to!
HARUHI:(appearing beside MIKURU) I ordered that bikini weeks ago, but it got delayed in the post!
Eva: Yeah, the mail service around Christmas is terrible…
H: Yeah, well basically, if you tell Nanoha about the Child, she dies, but if you don’t, then she’s going to murder all the infants in the kingdom. Your choice, really.
Eva: I make a habit of not caring either way.
H: Suit yourself. But you should have seen Mikuru’s face hen I told her to wear this to come and see you! It was priceless!
They disappear. EVANGELINE wakes up. SUNRISE.
Eva: Well, that was a pointless scene.
She gets off the makeshift bed and KONOKA and SETSUNA rise stiffly from underneath it.
Eva: We go, now.
Ko & Se: Yes mistress. (They busy themselves packing the various things)
SAKURA: Are you going, so soon? I thought that you would stay awhiles longer, since you traveled so far to get here.
Eva: I’m afraid we are endangering your child the longer we stay here – the evil king Nanoha is after her blood. (to SHIZURU, quietly) And I guess I owe you one…
They move towards the door, but are thrown backwards by a HUGE EXPLOSION as the doorway explodes inwards.
Through the smoke, NANOHA strides in.
NANOHA: I’m afraid I can’t let you do that…
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January 1st, 2008 @ 4:43 am
First off I like that picture at the top a lot.
Next on to Part 5
“Eva: Yeah, the mail service around Christmas is terrible…”
Words of truth Yuribou, Words of truth”
“MIKURU is wearing the SMALLEST G-STRING MONEY CAN BUY, two tassels and a blush the size of Mars. She seems unsure which part of herself to cover.”
Thank you so much for that visual ^_^. I can perfectly visualize Mikuru wearing that.
Also how many parts you are planning on doing Yuribou?
January 1st, 2008 @ 5:00 am
These are hilarious as hell.
Keep it up :)
And happy new year!
January 1st, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Yuriboufan: The next part should be the last, I think, but it is being very slow in the writing, so it may be a couple of days yet at least. I’ll try and get it out by the 5th at the very very latest though ^_^
Happy New Year everyone!
January 1st, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
It just gets better and better :D
January 4th, 2008 @ 1:01 am
Yuribou,
Yeah, I know I understand the next part should be the last but I don’t want it to be ^_^.