Scene: GREAT KING OF ANIME’S DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, TWILIGHT – PROMOTING “STRIKE WITCHES” ~TAKE 1~
Posted on | July 7, 2008 | 13 Comments |
| OK, so it’s easier to find a picture of lolis on thrones rather than thrones of lolis…
SCENE: The GREAT KING OF ALL ANIME reclines in his throne made of entwined lolis in swimsuits. You would expect them to protest, but they don’t because they are HARD AS NAILS. NERVOUS GUY enters, holding a laptop computer, setting it down on the desk. There is a kerfuffle as he attempts to connect it up with the projector, because, as we all know, PROJECTORS and POWERPOINT was a match made in the DEPTHS OF HELL.
GREAT KING OF ANIME yawns. NERVOUS GUY presses a button with his sweaty index finger and the lights dim. A slide comes up, showing the SKY GIRLS logo. GREAT ANIME KING looks unimpressed.
NERVOUS GUY: You recognise this anime from two seasons back, O great king?
KING nods, slowly.
NG: As we all know, this is Sky Girls, a military anime whose masterful marketing point was the combination of both the lolicon and the military otaku market with the main characters being three girls of unquestionably loli charm wielding unquestionably large weapons of mass destruction. Now, how could be improve on this, you ask…well, this is our proposal
He puts up another slide
NG: We keep the military setting, but we get MORE girls! And not just loli! We have some slightly larger breasts to appeal to the general market. But not too big, since we don’t want to alienate our audience…and only one girl, obviously, since we want to keep the overall theme…
The KING looks vaguely impressed.
NG: But that’s not all! All the main characters have animal ears! And they wear school swimsuits!
NG senses that he is winning the KING oer to his idea, so goes in for the final blow…
NG: And the most ingenious part of this anime? The girls DON’T WEAR ANYTHING BELOW THE WAIST!
Slides flash by with various panty shots and cameltoes.
NG: What do you think, O great king?
KING (standing up so quickly that the lolis fall over in a heap) WE’LL MAKE IT!
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July 7th, 2008 @ 8:28 pm
No thrones of lolis? TT_TT
July 8th, 2008 @ 4:51 am
Strike Witches extremly well made loli anime packed with loli goodness for 30 minutes at a time.
>> To Yuribou & Roy747
I feel your pain, I want thrones of lolis too. ^_^
July 8th, 2008 @ 10:03 am
I totally enjoy episode 1 of Strike Witches and will be following it. I finally found my love for this season! (:
July 9th, 2008 @ 7:10 am
Projectors projecting Powerpoint will one day take over the world.
July 12th, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Lol at that post. Props to Loli throne =]
Keep it up. *thumbs*
July 14th, 2008 @ 3:21 am
the only way that the loli throne would be awesomer would be if the high loli demoness herself: Evangeline would be sitting on it (with Chachazero cackling in the background).
Oh! And by any chance would you be reviewing Mnemosyne no Musumetachi? I revel in he proclamation of eye bleedage and/or OMG!!! I LOVE SAYAEA-ness
July 14th, 2008 @ 3:25 am
…….. I mean Sayara-ness (methinks you’ll think i’m messed up if you know who she is)
July 14th, 2008 @ 5:07 pm
A throne of loli’s…..I’d follow that king forever….Nice post!
July 19th, 2008 @ 7:04 am
Awesomeness. Nice to see the blog is being updated as regularly as before.
July 31st, 2008 @ 12:54 am
brilliant!
August 10th, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
omg… that sounds astounding i love loli and i love pantie shots, this anime sounds like a match made in heaven lol
August 10th, 2008 @ 10:03 pm
Hmmm yeah, the OVA was pretty good, this should really be great, has everything you would want:
-panties
-school swimsuits
-hotness!
August 23rd, 2008 @ 7:42 am
oO’
Am I the only one who felt uncomfortable during the first episode? No really, I admit I like quite a few LFB stuff, but it has so much loli and panty shots and animal ears and tails and big weapons and mecha parts and.. you get the idea, it has so many fetishes packed in a 24 or so animation oO’
Well, after a few chapters I really got to like it and it seems it’s getting plot now (by episode 8 .