The H-coefficient – a new tool for assessment of the severity of hentai intoxication.
Posted on | October 1, 2008 | 4 Comments |
Authors: Bou Y.1
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1Yuribou institute of Animacious disease, London, UK.
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Abstract
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Hentai intoxication (H-intoxication) is a growing problem in the West, where it shows an incidence of nearly 1 in 5000, especially in high risk groups such as female clergywomen, inner city schoolchildren, the elderly and nerds who have nothing better to do than sit on their arses and watch porn all day. Although current treatments are effective at reducing mortality, a screening tool is required in order to prevent the difficulties and inconvenience caused by liquid nitrogen suppository treatment. Here we propose a tool which may be used to assess the patient’s severity based on the perversity value of the material viewed so that appropriate treatment may be quickly administered.
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October 3rd, 2008 @ 6:29 am
The Power of SCIENCE!
GJ!
October 4th, 2008 @ 7:00 pm
WOW. Amazing.
October 4th, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
Your calculations seem off, I am not familiar with the scene in question but depending on the appearance of religious references would not the patient’s H-coefficient be at 9 or 12 YB/m^2. Also due the sheer volume of incest material I find it odd that it lacks a H-coefficient modifier.
October 4th, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
As usual, further research is warranted to explore all aspects of the question.