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The Yuribou guide to fanservice for animators #11 – Settings Part 2

Posted on | September 6, 2007 | 4 Comments |

Specific settings

  • 1. Bathhouse/Bathroom/Onsen

    • Description: Any facility involving nude women, hot baths, copious quantities of steam and soap suds.
    • Common fanservice devices: Bathhouses and their ilk are ripe pickings for the fanservice animator, as girls are already naked! Common scene types include the Pseudoyuri Breast Comparison (+/-gropage), Unnecessary Cleavage enhancement, Unexpected Yuri Scene, Accidental Changing invasion and the Reverse Breast Grab.
    • Here is one example of an appropriate scene acted out by the irrepressible Nagisa and Tamao
    • INT Changing room, NIGHT. It’s the anteroom to Nagisa’s bathroom. Nagisa’s house is quite small, so her bathroom is as well. Tamao has been invited back for the holidays for the first time. We can see the thinly veiled haze of expectation in her eyes as she nonchalently doesn’t look at Nagisa changing in a looking-at-her-in-the-mirror kind of way.
      NAGISA: I’m sorry my bathroom’s so small, Tamao-chan. You don’t have to come in with me, you know, it’s a lot less spacious than the ones at school so it will be a bit cramped…
      TAMAO: No no no, Nagisa-chan, I absolutely must come in with you – I must scrub your back because otherwise Nagisa-chan’s alabaster skin won’t get the attention it requires (sotto) and I get to feel up your naked soapy body
      N: (innocently) Did you say something, Tamao-chan?
      T: Oho ho ho, Nagisa-chan, I think you must be hearing things…now in we go!
      TAMAO pushes NAGISA into the bathroom. It is very small. The bath seems barely enough room for one, let alone two and there is only one shower. TAMAO looks around, satisfied.
      T:This should do nicely.
      N: Nicely for what, Tamao-chan?
      T: Oh, nothing you need concern yourself with Nagisa-chan, now get washed up!
      TAMAO plonks NAGISA down onto one of the stools and humming, begins washing her all over. She seems to place particular attention to Under NAGISA’s bust and her hand sometimes snakes southwards but staying north of the yurirape-line. Because we all know TAMAO would never yurirape Nagisa, don’t we?
      NAGISA is now in the bath. TAMAO approaches, sultrily.
      T: May I come in as well, Nagisa-chan?
      N: I’m not sure if you’ll fit, Tamao-chan!
      T: Now now, I’m sure we can sort something out!
      There is a lot of splashing and awkward contortionism worthy of some kind of soap based lost Indian art form. TAMAO finally manages to squeeze into the bath behind NAGISA.
      T: Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?
      N: Tamao-chan, your hands are…No, Tamao-chan, I’ve told you already I don’t like you touching me there!
      T: That’s because you didn’t give me a chance last time! Now I’ve got you where I want you I’ll show you whatever Shizuma-sama can do, I can do ten times better! Prepare yourself, Nagisa-chan!
      N: Nooooooooooo!
      Hijinks Ensue.
  • 2. Beach
    • Description: Sun, Sea, Sand, Bikinis, Water fights, Melons (in both senses of the word), Ramen, Romance – the list goes on…The beach is a great place for some fanservice, though entire beach episodes can be made without any real fanservice at all.
    • Common fanservice devices: Unnecessary Cleavage Enhancement, Reverse Breast Grab, Costume related Epistaxis, Accidental Changing invasion and Incidental Wardrobe displacement (of bikini by a particularly big wave). Again, the lack of clothing naturally lends itself to service…
    • Here is a sample scene, acted out by the anthropomorphtastic Fate and Arf.
    • EXT Beach DAY. The sun is shining, the birds are singing… Ah, I think you get the picture. It’s a lovely sunny day at a secluded beach on a planet somewhere. ARF (Buxom wench version) is waiting impatiently at the changing room door for FATE to finish changing. She is wearing some kind of stringy contraption more commonly seen on shoes rather than controlling a world class bosom.
      ARF: Come on Fei-to, what’s taking you so long?
      FATE (VO): Ah..erm, Arf, I think you brought the wrong swimsuit for me…
      A: (perhaps not too innocently) Really? What’s wrong with it?
      F (VO): I…I think you brought the one I was wearing in middle school instead.
      A: I can’t have done that…Come out here so I can see you!
      FATE exits, sheepishly. She is wearing a school issue swimsuit with “Fate” written on it. It is now obviously far too small and she tugs at it, embarassedly as it stretches impossibly over her burgeoning chest. ARF snorts steam and holds back a nosebleed.
      F: See?
      A: (wiping her nose) Oh dear! I guess you’ll have to live with it for now, let’s go, let’s go!
      ARF pushes FATE towards the sea rather too hurriedly. FATE’s chest bounces like a kangaroo on honeymoon. As soon as they touch the water a huge wave crashes over them and knocks ARF back. When the wave clears, FATE has acheived FULL-FRONTAL.
      F: Iyaaaaaa!!!!
      A: Feitooooo~~
      There is a glomping sound. The waves turn a rather fetching shade of pink.
  • 3. Nurse’s office
    • Description: Ah, the nurses office – not somewhere most people remember as the place of romance in school, but only in anime can perverted things happen within…Usually due to the existance of hawt nurses and the strange Japanese practice of allowing the students to sleep in the room if they feel tired. Wherever there are beds there is romance, I always say.
    • Common fanservice Devices: Accidental Changing Invasion, Unexpected Yuri Scene.
    • This time our Yuri scene is acted out by our top Yuri-cruiters Yaya and Hikari with extras!
    • INT Spica DAY. HIKARI is showing round NEW STUDENT #1. NEW STUDENT #1 is a rather buxom lass for her age because she suffers from a childhood illness that…makes her breasts grow…yes. We catch HIKARI making envious glances at her bustline as she jabbers away nonsensically about the school history and various other small talk while NEW STUDENT #1 nods enthusiastically
      HIKARI: I’m really glad you decided to choose Spica over the other two schools here on Astraea, New Student 1-chan…As you know we share the same dorms, but you’ll find each school runs things a little differently. Here at Spica we like to take you round and give you a taste of what’s expected of you in your time here as a first year.
      NS#1: Mm! Thank you for showing me round senpai!
      H: Now first on our tour is the nurse’s office. Here in Spica it serves many purposes…
      The door slides open and we hear scuffling inside and the odd muffled shriek. NS#1 is gently pushed inside
      NS#1: What’s going on in here to make all this noise, Hikari-sempai?
      NS#1 pulls the curtain back to reveal a half naked NS#2 pinned to the bed by YAYA-IN-HEAT. Clothes lie in haphazard piles around the bed.
      H: (pouting) Yaya-chan! You started without me!
      YAYA-IN-HEAT:I couldn’t help it! she’s just so yummy!
      NS#2: (spots NS#1) New Student 1-chan! Please…help me!
      NS#1: (confused) Ehh?
      Y-I-H: Come on Hikari, we don’t have all day, I left Tsubomi tied up at the dorms almost two hours ago and you know how tetchy she gets when her legs cramp up…
      NS#1: (still confused) Ehhh??
      NS#1 spins round as the door slams shut behind her only to be greeted by HIKARI-IN-HEAT
      HIKARI-IN-HEAT: So…shall we begin?
      NS#1: (very very very confused) EHHHHH???????
      HIJINKS ENSUE
Category: Anime, Editorials, Humour?, Philosophy/Thoughts

Comments

4 Responses to “The Yuribou guide to fanservice for animators #11 – Settings Part 2”

  1. Danny Choo
    September 6th, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    Love the last nurse image ^^;

  2. Asuka
    September 7th, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

    Ah, yes. As colorful and realistic as ever. I don’t know why, but when I read your scenes it is almost like see the movie in my mind.
    *closes the window with a wide grin of satisfaction*

  3. Lovely
    September 8th, 2007 @ 7:59 am

    Now I know more! XD

  4. ashko
    September 10th, 2007 @ 7:43 am

    Lol, love HIH and YIH working together…..

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