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The Yuribou Guide to Fanservice for animators #12 – Settings Part 3

Posted on | September 9, 2007 | 3 Comments |

  • 4. Changing Rooms

    • Description: Changing rooms – the little island of privacy in the bustling world of public life. Whether in school waiting to go out to sports lessons or in a clothes shop trying on underwear or swimsuits, again it is a thinly veiled device for getting the clothes off of our lovely characters and then getting them into compromising situations!
    • Common Fanservice Devices: Accidental Changing Invasion, Pseudoyuri breast comparison, Grounds Eye view (Interesting camera angle), Costume related Epistaxis.
    • Here our scene is acted out by the rather ill-matched Ers and Nina:
    • INT Changing rooms DAY. ERS and NINA are getting changed for PE. Both are in their underwear, as is the point where most changing rooms join in ^_^. ERS can’t help but notice that NINA keeps stealing glances at her ginooo~rmous knockers.
      ERS: Is there something wrong, Nina-chan?
      NINA: (suddenly flustered) N nnn no! Nothing!
      E: (purposely clueless) But why do you keep looking over here? Is there something on my face?
      N: (mumbles something that sounds like “bruge hests”)
      ERS starts to walk over to NINA. Her breasts bounce in the way that only fictional breasts bounce – i.e. with sound effects.
      E: What was that, Nina-chan? No need to be shy
      N: (still mumbling) I…was wondering how…they got so big. (suddenly shouting) It’s anatomically impossible!
      All the other girls turn round to look at them and start to giggle. NINA hides her face in the locker.
      E: Would you like to see?
      NINA spins round so fast that she leaves burn marks on the floor. ERS has shed the girder like contraption that she must wear in place of a normal bra. NINA fights back the need to explode.
      E: Not like that, silly, take a closer look!
      ERS embraces NINA’s head into her ample bosom with a satisfying “pyoing” sound effect. After a few seconds, NINA comes up for air and sniffling back an impending nosebleed
      N: Soft…like marshmallows…
      E: Iyaan~ Nina-chan you’re so cute!
      GLOMPING
      FADE TO BLACK
  • 5. Swimming Pool

    • Description: Just like a beach trip in Nazi Germany. Only more fun and with sexier costumes. Honestly, the person who invented the Japanese sukumizu is definitely someone to be praised. Whoever thought that girls would need a hole in the front of the costume between the top and bottom parts is beyond me…Also, all praise names on front of swimsuits!
    • Common Fanservice Devices: Reverse Breast Grab, Unnecessary Cleavage Enhancement.
    • Swimming pools are the prime hunting ground for Eri and Yakumo:
    • EXT Pool DAY. It’s a bright sunny day and ERI and YAKUMO are having a swim. The others are playing close by. YAKUMO notices ERI eyeing her viciously with a scowl
      YAKUMO: (softly) What are you looking at, sempai?
      ERI: (swearing) Kusoh! What does that lug see in you anyway? If its breasts or legs I definitely win over you! I mean, look at these!
      ERI momentarily pulls her swimsuit down to widespread applause and blood loss from her fans. YAKUMO blushes the colour of autumn sunsets.
      Y: (softly) S…sempai
      ERI marches up to YAKUMO, well, marches as much as you can when you’re wading waist deep in water. YAKUMO shrinks back
      E: So the difference must be….here!
      ERI suddenly lunges and pulls down the bottom half of YAKUMO’s swimsuit, which is unfortunately blocked by the water level. ERI looks taken aback.
      E: B..b..Brazilian…
      YAKUMO smiles shyly.
      Y: (softly) It’s all for you, sempai…
      YAKUMO guides ERI’s hand back down southwards. ERI is the one who looks rather in shock now. Her hand shakes slightly as it ventures further into pastures unknown.
      E: W..what are you doing? W….w..what’s this? Some kind of ring?
      Y: Aahhhn! Eri-sempai saikou!
      E: (still confused as heck) W..w..what just happened?
      TENMA wanders over to the semi-embracing pair but can’t quite see what’s going on cause she can only see YAKUMO’s back.
      TENMA: We’re getting out ahead, OK Yakumo?
      Y: (suddenly her shy self again) OK, Oneechan, see you later.
      TENMA and the others leave. ERI has recovered a little now and is blushing furiously since YAKUMO won’t let her recover her hand from her nether regions. Her face has past confusion and now is somewhere between fear and abject terror. YAKUMO leans past her and whispers into her ear.
      Y: (Mamiko-like) Now let me do you next.
  • 6. Bedroom

    • Description: There’s a bed. It’s awkward because there’s two people alone with a bed. Hijinks ensue. There’s also a kotatsu – ah, the hilarity that may then happen!
    • Common Fanservice Devices: Quick Hide me! (somewhere that smells of fish). Accidental Perverted Fall, Accidental Changing Invasion, Unexpected Yuri scene, Suspiciously sensual spillage etc. etc.
    • Of all the bedrooms we could have gone and spied on, we chose Hazumu’s; and who would happen along but Tomari-chan…
    • INT Hazumu’s bedroom, NIGHT. It is the last few days in the Manga storyline before Hazumu is forced to choose between them or disappear. TOMARI is waiting, nervously at the kotatsu for HAZUMU to return with refreshments. Just then, HAZUMU appears at the door with tea and snacks.
      HAZUMU: Sorry to keep you waiting, Tomari-chan
      She puts the tray down and sits across the table from TOMARI. There is an awkward silence.
      TOMARI: (sim) Hazumu…
      HAZUMU: (sim) Tomari…
      They laugh a little and some of the tension begins to ease.
      H: You first, Tomari-chan.
      T: (gathering her wits) Hazumu…I know you would never dream of choosing between us, but I just wanted tonight…alone with you so we could make a memory. Together…
      She bursts into fits of tears. HAZUMU moves across to comfort her.
      H: There there, Tomari-chan
      T: (sobbing) D..d..d.on’t go, H..h.hazumu!
      HAZUMU doesn’t say anything but ruffles her hand through TOMARI’s hair sadly.
      T: Would you…(mumbles) kiss…
      HAZUMU looks down at TOMARI’s determined face and fast approaching lips and closes her eyes. CAMERA refocuses outside the window at the silhouette of the two sharing a chaste yet passionate kiss full of emotion and pent up frustration. They break apart finally, though TOMARI’s arms are still around HAZUMU’s neck. Gently TOMARI pushes her down onto a conveniently placed pillow. HAZUMU is breathing heavily.
      H: Tomari-chan…what are you doing?
      T: (shyly) Just showing you what it would be like if you picked me…
      HAZUMU closes her eyes again as TOMARI closes in and their lips brush for a fraction of a second. HAZUMU breathes out deeply.
      H: (breathes) Tomari-chan…I…
      There is a clicking sound. HAZUMU’s eyes abruptly fly open.
      H: Tomari-chan? What are you doing? What’s with these…handcuffs???
      TOMARI is towering over HAZUMU with an evil glint in her eye. In the corner, HAZUMU can see YASUNA waving coyly from behind what looks suspiciously like TOMOYO’s VIDEO RECORDER. She blanches.
      T: Yasuna-chan and I agreed that there was only one fair way to decide between us…
      H: W..what do you mean?
      YASUNA: Kurusu-san and I will take it in turns and the one whose name you call out the most wins!
      H: B…but Yasuna-chan! I’ve never…
      T: (already positioning herself) It’s going to be a long night Hazumu, prepare yourself!
      H: T…t..Tomari-chan?
      CUT TO Outside the house – a small silhouette on the only lit window.
      H (VO): TOMARI-CHAN!!!!!!!
Category: Anime, Editorials, Humour?, Philosophy/Thoughts

Comments

3 Responses to “The Yuribou Guide to Fanservice for animators #12 – Settings Part 3”

  1. Matrim
    September 10th, 2007 @ 2:11 am

    Brilliant guide!

  2. Lovely
    September 11th, 2007 @ 12:24 am

    Awesome! I am starting to think even more now! O:

  3. Haruchin
    September 11th, 2007 @ 8:58 am

    Filth! Pure filth!

    Just the way we like it… ^_^ Seeing Yakumo in a whole new light now.

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