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Yuribou Hentai Lexicon #1 – Be better than your friends! Impress girls! Gloat over enemies!

Posted on | December 20, 2007 | 11 Comments |

Now I’ve been watching/reading/playing a fair amount of hentai over the years, so while I was pondering over what to write this week, I came onto this wonderful idea – Why don’t I pass on some of the (few) fruits of that arduous labour to you – my faithful readers?

Not to insult the intelligence of those of you who have already picked up such paltry language skills that I am about to impart of course, but for those of you who are more of the visual persuasion (read: “Words? What words? It’s porn for heaven’s sake.”) I’ve compiled a short guide to the most common phrases that crop up again and again when reading an eromanga or playing an H-game.

For added comic interest and for those of you across the water, I’ve also included an American translation which provides the appropriate expletive for use in the same situations in good old regular Western pornography!

Impress and delight your friends with you comprehensive knowledge of Japanese! Know what to say in bed after you get lucky with that Asian girl! Increase the size of your proverbial Rod of Knowledge with Yuribou Hentai Lexicon!

Japanese: だめ（ですよ）いく！！　(dame (desu yo), iku!!)
English: It is no good! I am going to ejaculate!
American: Fuck! Going to come!

J: ああ！せえきが出る！　(seeki ga deru!)
E: Aah! Sperm is coming out!
A: Fuck! Coming!

J: チンコは大きい、大きすぎ！　(chinko wa ookii, ookisugi!)
E: Your penis is large, perhaps too large.
A: Oh My GOD! You sure you’re not a horse?

J: 中出しはいいだよ　(nakadashi wa ii da yo)
E: It is okay to ejaculate inside my vagina.
A: You gonna come in my tight pussy?

J: やっぱりへんですよ。私たちは両方とも女の子ですし　(yappari hen desu yo. watashitachi ryouhoutomo onnanoko desu shi)
E: As I thought, it is strange since we are both of a female persuasion.
A: I never thought it would feel that good…with another woman!

J: だめ！お尻に入ちゃだめ！　(dame! oshiri ni haicha dame!)
E: No! Please do not insert it into my anus!
A: Yeah! It feels so good deep in my ass!

J: 「OO」　の中ぴくぴくだよ　([OO] no naka pikupiku da yo)
E: Your insides are pulsating around me.
A: Fuck your pussy feels good around my cock!

J: うわあ～いっぱい出してますね (uwaa~ ippai dashitemasu ne)
E: Hmm! You ejaculated rather a large volume, didn’t you!
A: Someone get me a towel, I think it went in my eye…

J: 今出したばかりでも、まだまだ元気ですね　(ima dashitabakari demo, madamada genki desu ne)
E: Even though you just ejaculated it looks like you’re still rearing to go again
A: Well, that’s me done for the day!

J: 一緒にいく！　(issho ni iku!)
E: Let’s come together!
A: – No suitable translation-

And that’s it! Hopefully, by noticing the “#1″ label on the post it will make you think that I will add to this sometime in the future. No guarantees though, because there aren’t that many pat lines in hentai – everyone knows it’s just the same old stuff rehashed again and again anyways ^_^

See you next time! Feel free to correct my obviously awful Japanese grammar ^_^;;

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Category: Editorials, Hentai/Ero-games, Humour?

Comments

11 Responses to “Yuribou Hentai Lexicon #1 – Be better than your friends! Impress girls! Gloat over enemies!”

  1. GreyDuck
    December 20th, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

    Wait, there were words in this post? All I could think of was how much I want higher-resolution version of that first pic…

  2. Oracle
    December 21st, 2007 @ 1:17 am

    Ahh.. brought back memories ;)

  3. CyberStrike
    December 21st, 2007 @ 4:00 am

    I want a higher res too.

  4. Patrick
    December 21st, 2007 @ 5:55 am

    There are a few of those where the American version doesn’t match the literal translation. They’re the exact opposite. Weird.

    And I would also like a larger hi-rez version of that image.

  5. Biba
    December 21st, 2007 @ 11:20 am

    Enjoy! ^_^

    http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1940/marimitesexyjq2.jpg

  6. meganeshounen
    December 21st, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    /me gets +15 Ero Intelligence and -100 Innocence.

    Hoo-hah.

  7. Akakori
    December 21st, 2007 @ 10:57 pm

    Lmao, that was hilarious.
    At least it was for me because I was reading them out loud.

  8. Roy 747
    December 21st, 2007 @ 11:02 pm

    ROFLMAO. Well I’m sure it would have been quite comic if I spoke either English or American.
    Hey, can you translate that into Canadian?
    Youribou, you are a genius.

  9. smati
    December 22nd, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

    are u sure this is yuri?

    penis doesn’t quite fit in the yuri dictionary

  10. Xak
    December 30th, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

    strap on maybe?

    i vote for high-res of first pic too

  11. EL
    February 3rd, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

    Well, I guess if futanari is considered yuri, then penis would fit :)

    Thanks for the guide! It was more useful than the “Making out in Japanese” series

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