Comments on: Yuribou presents – the Top 5 Adult Entertainment cliches!

By: SK

SK — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:17:49 +0000

Yep, agreed on pretty much every single one! Although I’d say that number 1 isn’t so bad as some of the others, the kind of thing it comes from (girl feeling self up in fake and unrealistic way) is definitely a pain! Like Akakori, I just can’t get off to western porn for a lot of these reasons. The plot in most eastern porns (at least in hentai) counteract the same problems to at least some degree.

By the way, Yuribou, I’m getting Avast virus warnings whenever I look at this page. It’s probably nothing, Avast is usually over sensitive to anything hentai, but just thought I’d warn you in case something infected your site.
It gives the file name as:
http://www.yuribou.net/blog/yuribou-presents-the-top-5-adult-entertainment-cliches/\{gzip}

and the name of the malware as:
HTML:l frame-inf

If you want any more info, I can email you a screenie of the alert screen.

By: Joku

Joku — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:56:50 +0000

By not completely agreeing with cliche 1 (Licking your finger and then rubbing your nipples with it feels almost the same and is… I somehow feel like the apologise is meant to be for beings like me…) I need to agree to everything else.

By the way I don’t completely agree to chris’ hooker theory. I mean some knee socks and hooker heels as for some other sorts of shoes (with heels) make the girl quite sexier/more appealing in my opinion. And I think if its not like a “having sex with a stranger one” scene its not that irreal to wear something like that. I mean if you know the sexual likings of your partner (be it a man or a woman) you would wear (roleplaying or not) something that he thinks its attracting to him, what has to result in better sex.

The money shot thing- agreed.

And I need to agree with Asuka, that was epic and your way of describing is hilarious.

Akakori is right too, these are reasons which really make the porn bad and makes them a comedy more than porn.

I’m really looking forward to the asian counterpart now.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:51:17 +0000

Very nice review of western porn, I feel the same way that Akakori does about western porn, it does nothing for me.

I also thought your comment about the 30 year old actresses playing schoolgirls was spot on, when ever I see a aging porn actress wearing a schoolgirl outfit I want to vomit. Can’t they at least find a 18 year old who looks younger to play the part.

But, to me, the worst thing about western porn is the tropes that go alone with it, like every woman has to keep wearing those 8″ hooker heels while having sex, give me a break, like anyone strips their girl naked but has her keep wearing her hooker heels.

I also despise the “money shot”, it’s like they are telling us that it’s better to finish off sex by shooting off on the girls’ body than enjoying the love canal to the very end. What’s also very funny is when the male actor is so disinterested in the girl that even a blowjob can’t keep his member erect.

By: Akakori

Akakori — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:45:57 +0000

Oh gosh, it’s a list of all the reasons why porn is so difficult to get aroused by. I just have to switch them off ‘cos all these cliches and overacting irritate me so much. That or I start laughing too much >.<

My favourite for comedy value is when an extra character walks in and tries to act briefly before joining the fray.

By: HappyHappyJoyJoy

HappyHappyJoyJoy — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:48:15 +0000

I like the intellectual dissection of pornography.

By: Asuka

Asuka — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:46:39 +0000

I totally enjoyed the in-deep analysis of fetishes and stuff, but this tops everything.
I didn’t enjoy a post so much ever since… umm the Strawberry chronicles. XD
Your way of describing scenes is just too entertaining. Oh, and I TOTALLY agree with the top5. Couldn’t have described it better.
However you didn’t mention the usual routine that is mostly employed: trumpeting, missionary, back, up, anal, facial. I think these are checkpoints for every western porn movie, and most of the time the order is preserved too. Maybe this part would be #6. :)

Another point that would be cliche for me at least, is when you look at the actresses their ‘apparatus’ is so overused that it looks like a rug, and can’t imagine what the male actor would be feeling except perhaps the same thing that a hot-dog feels when it’s thrown down the hallway.

The post was epic. Very looking forward to the asian part.